I really am upset about what I found out about my sign as far as “relationships”. Everything was like “they won’t like you because you’re awesome but your sex together will be a work of art” and “you two will be great on dates and sex but they wouldn’t wanna be with you long term because you’re spontaneous”. Due to the fact that I haven’t propositioned a female for sex in a very long time and no one keeping a date with me it seems that I’m wasting my purpose.
Third morning of the last month of 2013 and I’ve already had to cancel a museum and dinner date for January. This is why I marvel in my cynical nature. Anything else is an utter disappointment. Zone Life.
it doesn’t have to be elaborate i don’t care for fancy dates but if he says, "hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat." "i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?" "i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."
it sounds totes better than "idk what do you want to do choose"
I make plans… They be like “Imma stand this nice guy up” though. -nervous chuckle-
2013: “We on World Star acting like this and you wonder why they don’t respect us!”
Shut your fake-deep ass up. 1964 didn’t have World Star. 1855 didn’t have World Star. 1776 didn’t have World Star. 1492 didn’t have World Star. Stop blaming yourself for how the evil sees you. Shut all the way up. Intelligent stupid ass.
She mentioned her new music video parody… I watched it… she was wearing the hoody I gave her. She looked great in that hoody. This is why I don’t watch her videos anymore. I can’t tell her that though. Thanks Tumblr.
I honestly believe a lot of these quotes I see on social media are short letters to a certain person. Most of them look like Facebook statuses of an upset person. Maybe that’s why some of them seem so extra stupid to me. Or maybe it’s just I’m far too logical.
We live in a world where it’s more acceptable to dislike yourself and openly say “I am ugly” rather than actually appreciate yourself and openly say “I am attractive” because how dare you feel good in your skin and say it out loud, what an awful human being you are, you can’t walk around thinking you’re good, you piece of shit.
I’ve dated and or been involved with a few singers and rappers in my life. If you wanna know more about them just ask but that isn’t what this is about. I just thought about the fact that my friends and family make all these friend zone jokes about me and I have recording artists putting my name in their songs and writing songs about me. I didn’t even have to sleep with anyone for this. lol